Yes, we kid you not.
In order to liven up the yuckiness that is poop, people have been buying capsules filled with glitter that are said to make your number 2 sparkle and shine. But do they work?
Not so well, says some of the reviews.
Well, she DID still give it 3 stars.
If looking at sparkly poop is important to you, might we suggest you get a life.