People Are Buying Glitter Pills to Make Their Poop Sparkle

Yes, we kid you not.

In order to liven up the yuckiness that is poop, people have been buying capsules filled with glitter that are said to make your number 2 sparkle and shine. But do they work?

Not so well, says some of the reviews.

Well, she DID still give it 3 stars.

If looking at sparkly poop is important to you, might we suggest you get a life.