Man Beats Girlfriend Over Chocolate Chip Cookies

Cravings are a b*$&% sometimes.

A Florida man was arrested after he allegedly punched his girlfriend during a fight over chocolate chip cookies.

Richard Anthony Hessic discovered that the last chocolate chip cookie was gone, and his girlfriend made a joke about it when he questioned her. This, apparently, infuriated him despite her offering to buy him more cookies.

Rather than fight “over something so petty,” she retreated to the bathroom to take a shower. He followed her and “ripped down the shower curtain” because “he felt she was blowing him off,” according to the report.

He proceeded to punch her in the face during the ensuing argument.

He faces charges of battery and was released on $15,000 bond.