Florida Man Arrested for Giving Girlfriend “Wet Willy”

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As he should be!

Anyone who has ever had someone give them a wet willy will rejoice at the news of a Florida man being arrested for just that.

Joseph Sireci, 47, of St. Lucie County, Florida, allegedly gave his girlfriend a “wet willy.” If you’re unfamiliar with this term, it means he spit on his finger and stuck it in her ear. Gross.

Naturally, his girlfriend reported he was drunk and had been belligerent all day, even calling her at work to demand she have a pizza sent to him at home.

He was arrested for one count of second-degree battery domestic violence.